I watched roughly 1/3 of Insidious last night. Even though I was rifftraxing the whole thing to my boyfriend, I was terrified. Scary as shit.

Then I went to sleep. And had nightmares all night. I had sleep paralysis - that’s when you’re awake and conscious, but your motor functions are still asleep. Scary like you wouldn’t believe. I was half asleep and felt like there was a monster watching me, and I tried and tried to wake up enough to call for my boyfriend, but I just couldn’t. Despite all this, I intend to watch the whole movie today.

I LOVE BEING SCARED.

sup?

With my boyfriend. Fucking awesome. Follow someguywhodraws, he is adorbz and awesome.

<3

miraclefucknut:

THIS

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• stayed mostly in pajamas for the entire day (put on skirt for comfort; otherwise, pajamas)
• drank good beer (and some Stella Artois out of curiosity)
• briefly went out to buy more good beer (was tipsy; bought a lot of Founders’ Breakfast Stout because of tipsiness; got a “wow, really good stuff” stamp of approval from checkout guy)
• stayed mostly in bed (got out of bed briefly to check TV; realized that TV commercials are fucking annoying; went back to bed with laptop)
• spent day on internet

AND IT’S ONLY 3:44PM AND MONDAY NIGHT RAW IS TONIGHT. YESSSSSSS #winning

santaroo:

comicsansviolinist:

how do you even date someone

what do you do

do you talk about otps and ships

yes

what else is there to do, really? I mean, when I was dating a non-male, it was all “OTPS AND SHIPS AND ROLEPLAYING” and now I’m dating a guy and…let’s just say we’re tearing pro wrestling apart. One pairing at a time. MIZxTRUTH FOREVER

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• Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
• Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
• Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
• Ticket Seller: I don't-
• Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
• Ticket Seller: Sir I-
• Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
• Ticket Seller: That-
• Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

roflllll same for technology…and comics…and BJDs…and pretty much everything else that I want to buy…

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