December 2011
94 posts
Insidious is bad for me.
I watched roughly 1/3 of Insidious last night. Even though I was rifftraxing the whole thing to my boyfriend, I was terrified. Scary as shit.
Then I went to sleep. And had nightmares all night. I had sleep paralysis - that’s when you’re awake and conscious, but your motor functions are still asleep. Scary like you wouldn’t believe. I was half asleep and felt like there was a...
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Losing my Jackass virginity
With my boyfriend. Fucking awesome. Follow someguywhodraws, he is adorbz and awesome.
Can't wait for boyfriend to get home to snuggle...
<3
I think RDJude and McFassy should go on a double...
miraclefucknut:
THIS
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Today's accomplishments
stayed mostly in pajamas for the entire day (put on skirt for comfort; otherwise, pajamas)
drank good beer (and some Stella Artois out of curiosity)
briefly went out to buy more good beer (was tipsy; bought a lot of Founders’ Breakfast Stout because of tipsiness; got a “wow, really good stuff” stamp of approval from checkout guy)
stayed mostly in bed (got out of bed briefly...
santaroo:
comicsansviolinist:
how do you even date someone
what do you do
do you talk about otps and ships
yes
what else is there to do, really? I mean, when I was dating a non-male, it was all “OTPS AND SHIPS AND ROLEPLAYING” and now I’m dating a guy and…let’s just say we’re tearing pro wrestling apart. One pairing at a time. MIZxTRUTH FOREVER
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Today at the movies
Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: That-
Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
When you fall in love with a piece of clothing,...
roflllll same for technology…and comics…and BJDs…and pretty much everything else that I want to buy…
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A tribute to my mom.
She used to go to premieres of horror movies with my brother and me.
She read Harry Potter to me. The entire series.
She let me run around with my clothes off for the first 5 years of my life.
She not only let me get lip rings, but paid for them “so that you don’t go to some seedy place.”
She paid for me to get my mohawk…and then trimmed it for me every two weeks.
She...
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Sitting here typing on my MacBook Pro and listening to my iPod with my Grado headphones.
I am ridiculous. #spoiled
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I just realized that I have:
iPod Classic (from my boyfriend)
iPod Touch (from my parents)
Droid Incredible smartphone (from my boyfriend)
MacBook Pro (from my parents)
Car (kind of; I’m allowed to use it but it’s not mine) (belongs to my parents)
Grado headphones (from my boyfriend)
I am a spoiled little bitch.
Seriously. I didn’t pay for any of these things (though I owe my boyfriend money for the...
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Thinking about CM Punk's "hobo Jesus" era
Mmmmmmmmmm. Yummy.
I feel like a housewife.
This morning, I woke up, we had breakfast together, I helped him find his glasses and cigarettes, I gave him a kiss, and I sent him off to work.
WHAT EVEN, GUYS. I AM A LOT OF THINGS BUT I AM NOT A HOUSEWIFE.
Living together with your partner is…weird. I had these really unsettling dreams the first couple days…first I dreamed I was pregnant with his child (UGH I HATE PREGNANCY...
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Drunkpost
I was going to say something but I forgot what it was.
Oh yeah.
Um.
I’m not allowed to get trashed in the daytime anymore. Or at night. Because apparently it turns my boyfriend off when he gets home and I’m like “NIIIIIICK I *hic* LOVE YOUUUUU”
Which is understandable.
So I am getting trashed at 11:32am so that I can take a nap and be sober by the time he gets home.
...
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Adventure Time.
Soooo I’m staying at my friend Shalesse’s apartment for a week. Last night I went out for a cigarette and noticed that my car was gone.
It got towed.
I was freaked out. I’d never had my car towed before. I called Shalesse and she explained that the parking under the awnings is special parking. X.x Great timing to tell me that! So today was an adventure of calling offices,...
Girls.
And boys. And everyone else:
Go to Victoria’s Secret. Buy yourself some sexy little things. Get a bra and panties or something. Get something that expresses YOU. (I got black and white stripes, to match my punk glasses.) Dress up at home in said things. Put on your headphones. Put on some music that makes you want to dance. Dance. Dance forever. Don’t just believe you are sexy, KNOW...
All I seem to talk about anymore is beer,...
…I’ve turned into a guy?
Nope, I’m wearing Victoria’s Secret and am very comfy in it.
Uh. I’ve turned into a walking contradiction? Current interests: wrestling, beer, working out, wearing VS, my boyfriend, technology, sex.
Okay, so apparently…I’m a guy who likes to wear Victoria’s Secret?
I am entirely okay with this.
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Love is
having someone who will get into something harmless and stupid with you (like wrestling)
having someone who will get REALLY into it and do research just to better enjoy it with you
having someone who will download wrestling episodes to watch with you
having someone who will listen to your crazy slash ideas about wrestling
having someone who will actually ADD TO your crazy slash ideas AND...
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Note to self
Never shave after having a beer.
Ever.
You are a total lightweight and will not be able to control the razor.
So much blood.
TOO MUCH BRUD
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Me at Victoria's Secret.
Luna (girl who works at VS): How's everything going in there?
Me: Can I try a 34B? I seem to have grown a size since the last time I bought lingerie.
Luna: (thirty seconds later) Here you go!
(Five minutes pass)
Luna: How's it going? Does it fit?
Me: It's perfect! It matches my [something else I wear all the time]! It's gorgeous!
Luna: Yeah, that's cool that it matches...except nobody will see...
Me: Oh, my boyfriend will see.
Luna: Er...yeah.
Me: *giggle*
It's fun embarrassing the VS employees. They never know what to say.
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Guys.
I’m obsessed with wrestling. Yes, pro wrestling. Yes, the WWE. Yes, I’m serious. Warning: this post was created outside of sobriety and the author has little memory of what this is about. (stolen from RevFitz on deviantART)
Zack Ryder is the shit. Seriously. Internet Champion, creator of a great YouTube show (Z! True Long Island Story), and now US Champion? RYDER YOU ARE MY HERO. If...
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charlottenothing:
DAVEY HAVOK HAS JOINED TWITTER
THE RECKONING IS UPON US
WHAT IS THIS
WHAT EVEN
WHAT IS HIS TWITTER USERNAME
PLEASE
SOMEONE HELP ME
I NEED TO STALK HIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMM
Happy news
I am back together with someguywhodraws, aka Nick, aka my soulmate. Of some sort. Platonic or romantic, it doesn’t matter; we’re soulmates. We may not end up together in the long run, but we are definitely going to be together in some way for the rest of our lives. That is all.
BBC is legitimately the gayest channel in the...
miraclefucknut:
gokuma:
jojhurisun:
And I don’t mean it in the derogatory sense, I mean the literal ‘I am going to bone you and you WILL enjoy it’ way.
You’ve got gay princes and warlocks.
Gay consulting detectives and doctors.
Gay timelords.
HELLO THIS IS THE UK BEING VERY HETEROSEXUAL. CARRY ON.
AND THEN THERE’S TORCHWOOD…
WHERE THEY KILL OF THE GAY WITH BLOODY BEANS!
GAY...