22. Androgyne. Panromantic. Cuddlesexual. Bipolar. Wiccan/Christian (yes, you read that right). Unapologetic slasher. Cherik. Doctor/TARDIS. mau5krill. Tony/Steve. Sean/Oreo. I am Art Student Owl incarnate. Drug-free. Dubstep/house junkie. Canvas of body mods. We're going to die together, laughing.
Boy? Girl? What? Huh?
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22. Androgyne. Panromantic. Cuddlesexual. Bipolar. Wiccan/Christian (yes, you read that right). Unapologetic slasher. Cherik. Doctor/TARDIS. mau5krill. Tony/Steve. Sean/Oreo. I am Art Student Owl incarnate. Drug-free. Dubstep/house junkie. Canvas of body mods. We're going to die together, laughing.
- Luna (girl who works at VS): How's everything going in there?
- Me: Can I try a 34B? I seem to have grown a size since the last time I bought lingerie.
- Luna: (thirty seconds later) Here you go!
- (Five minutes pass)
- Luna: How's it going? Does it fit?
- Me: It's perfect! It matches my [something else I wear all the time]! It's gorgeous!
- Luna: Yeah, that's cool that it matches...except nobody will see...
- Me: Oh, my boyfriend will see.
- Luna: Er...yeah.
- Me: *giggle*
- It's fun embarrassing the VS employees. They never know what to say.
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